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i need less negativity and more dogs in my life

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Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

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this gif of a cat running into saran wrap basically sums up my entire life 


i thought that said satan wrap

gorl imma say this once and only once if you are seeing lucifers name in places which it does not belong then you are in desperate need of some jesus

some jesus. not too many jesus. maybe 3 jesus

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So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

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Little Black Submarines

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August 30 at 13:01
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